Note to Bruce: Do not watch TLC's American version of Changing Rooms (called Trading Spaces). I have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to make the show an hour long, but that's just 30 minutes too long. Plus instead of the fun of watching Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, you get this sort of have as amusing, snipper version who I'm pretty sure used to cut my hair when I was seven. It just isn't worth the trauma of an hour.

Now what are you gonna do with 240 dollahs worth of puddin'? Awwww yeah. Amazing that it was only 8 years ago that my college friends and I sat around watching The State on MTV... Ahhh youth.

I was all ready to crawl in bed and call it a night. Had a good book. Fresh warm sheets from the dryer. The cats were ready to curl up with me. And then I saw it.

Behind a couple books on the floor next to my bed. One, two, three....fourfixsixseveneight legs poking out. Hairy. Big and hairy. Big and hairy.

Wolf Spider.

Eaaaaaaagh. Oddly, I'm not so sleepy anymore.