You know, just when I got past Bejeweled, Popcap Games had to go and do it again. Insaniquarium. Go on. I dare ya.
7.31.2002
7.29.2002
This is how to properly immobilize the oranger of my two cats.
Place the index, middle, and ring fingers of your left hand in front of his right ear, palm up. Using your left thumb, squeeze his right ear between your thumb and index finger and stroke in an outward motion. Repeat, preferably to a nice backbeat - perhaps Raul Malo. If properly completed, this move can hold him in place for at least 15 minutes.
It will probably hold him still for longer, but I needed my hand back...
Place the index, middle, and ring fingers of your left hand in front of his right ear, palm up. Using your left thumb, squeeze his right ear between your thumb and index finger and stroke in an outward motion. Repeat, preferably to a nice backbeat - perhaps Raul Malo. If properly completed, this move can hold him in place for at least 15 minutes.
It will probably hold him still for longer, but I needed my hand back...
7.26.2002
I'm sitting at a stoplight on my way home from work, and a carload of young guys pulls up next to me. The guys are probably 16-17 years old, buzzcuts, wearing wifebeaters and heads bobbing to the Beastie Boys booming from the stereo.The car is all tricked out - loud muffler, even louder speakers, electric blue paint job, and dark tinted windows.
And it's a Celica.
They probably thought the old lady was smiling at them - but I was really thinking, "Oh boys. Trust me. You cannot be all that in a Celica..."
And it's a Celica.
They probably thought the old lady was smiling at them - but I was really thinking, "Oh boys. Trust me. You cannot be all that in a Celica..."
7.24.2002
I badly want to go here. Scroll down to the picture and then try to deny that it looks wonderful. Still not convinced? Scroll a little further to the part where otters and seals frolic. Resist it now.
Still resisting? Fine. You don't have to come along with me.
I forgot my parking lot badge today and had to park outside under the Texas sun. I left work around 6:30 PM, walked out, hopped in my car, screamed in pain when I touched the seats, and drove out of the lot with two fingers hopping back and forth on the steering wheel.
I think you can probably guess how appealing Northern Scotland was at that particular moment...
Still resisting? Fine. You don't have to come along with me.
I forgot my parking lot badge today and had to park outside under the Texas sun. I left work around 6:30 PM, walked out, hopped in my car, screamed in pain when I touched the seats, and drove out of the lot with two fingers hopping back and forth on the steering wheel.
I think you can probably guess how appealing Northern Scotland was at that particular moment...
7.23.2002
Oh, I feel so much better knowing that Lance Arthur is also a big whore for his Amazon.com Gold Box deals. I was so traumatized by my Pavlovian response to these little tidbits of Special Just-For-Me Savings that I had to share my addiction and get my whole team at work hooked on them. Don't know what I'm talking about? Visit Amazon.com and click that little gold box in the upper right corner. You know you want to.
